how to order

Delivery in the UK is £2.50 per order and includes our bijou gift bag

the chatty way

Make a mental note of what you want (or jot it down if you're feeling a bit sleepy) and call Suzi on 07939 257 409.

The brilliant thing about ordering this way is that you get to talk to a human being (although those who know Suzi might dispute this).

The lousy thing abut this method is that Suzi can only talk on Mondays, Wednesdays and Thursdays. The other two days a week she is being a mother and therefore can't string a sentence together.

the quick way

Just pay for the stuff on site with a credit card and have the whole thing done and dusted in minutes. No time like the present and all that. When you are connected to the Pay Pal site you may notice a decline in the aesthetic appeal of the typography.
This is not our fault. We didn't design this site. But we apologise anyway.

the quaint way

Write down your order on a piece of paper, tot up the total - adding a bit for package and posting if you're outside the UK (postage price chart below) - and post it with a cheque made out to TWISTEDTWEE to this address:

1 56A Agar Grove,
Camden
London NW1 9TY

The nice thing about this method is that Suzi gets a few cheques scattered amongst the bills that plop onto her mat of a morning, which perks her up for the whole day.

postage outside the UK

EU: (takes about a week) £3
USA: (takes about 2 week) £5

Need something urgently?

Just call or email Suzi on suzi@twistedtwee.co.uk and we'll do our level best to get stuff to you by the next day, even if it means re-scheduling dinner parties, evening classes and episodes of Nip Tuck.