Twisted Christmas Grotto now open
It's that time of year again to show you care by buying your beloved a Demotivational Poster, a pair of PMT pants or some personalisable A&E underwear.
All gifts can be shipped within a few days by disgruntled postal staff and we can hand write messages of cloying sentimentality for no extra charge.
And don't forget our Crap Wrap service can make a gift look so bloody terrible that no one will suspect you didn't spend time wrapping it yourself.
If you are looking for scented candles or ornamental pebbles, best step away now. Otherwise, please click on this black hole to get sucked into a land of practical lunacy.
Happy Twistmas one and all!